The Sanctuary

hears noises at night: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:22:37 -0700

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:21:47 -0700

letlove-bleedr3d: threecheersforgayways: thisemsurvival: Nice...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:21:30 -0700

letlove-bleedr3d:

threecheersforgayways:

thisemsurvival:

Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a man go YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ive never hit reblog so fast

takeiteasymountainface: #this was the greatest moment in the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:20:06 -0700

takeiteasymountainface:

#this was the greatest moment in the theater because everyone screamed

chadleymacguff: get it together Will

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:19:22 -0700

chadleymacguff:

get it together Will

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:19:07 -0700

lulz-time: chocolatecottoncandy12: Yeah he kills with kindness...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:18:57 -0700

lulz-time:

chocolatecottoncandy12:

Yeah he kills with kindness now

aboyandhisboomstick: superpunch2: Guinea pig armor...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:18:16 -0700

aboyandhisboomstick:

superpunch2:

Guinea pig armor available at ebay.

Well then…

striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:17:33 -0700

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

danfanfics: dantard: kansass: why cant i touch ppl through the internet I feel you did you just

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:17:05 -0700

danfanfics:

dantard:

kansass:

why cant i touch ppl through the internet

I feel you

did you just

remusandthelupins: hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:16:57 -0700

remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

oomshi: seductively whispers in your ear what do you want from mcdonalds

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:16:55 -0700

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:16:51 -0700

Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot

she-paints-lovely-pictures: crystallisinq: dark-shade: marydoy...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:16:44 -0700

she-paints-lovely-pictures:

crystallisinq:

dark-shade:

marydoyouwannasmoke:

r-o-s-e-p-e-t-a-l-s:

this looks way to perfect on my blog

and its transparent

This is the most calming gif I have ever seen

THIS LOOKS SO SICK ON MY BLOG

omgg

<3

#The other ten percent being pie

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:15:27 -0700

#The other ten percent being pie

“The quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon.”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:15:18 -0700

“The quest to reclaim a homeland and slay a dragon.”

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:14:27 -0700

aircommanderp: That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:14:24 -0700

aircommanderp:

That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:14:17 -0700

let me get this straight

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:14:11 -0700

the-loneliest-god:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it